vendredi, octobre 15, 2004

UTI girl

ok...so i'm hella bored right now..and i know that i told you that i would tell you about the UTI girl janny...so here i go....so me and terri were waiting at the bus stop...(btw...we hella know how to take public transportation in Davis now!!) so anyways...this girl comes up and just starts talkin to us...so we're just like..ok cool!! so yea...we're talkin to her for about 2 minutes and she goes..."i'm not riding my bike cuz i have a urinary track infection"....so me and terri are like..ewww...thats really gross...why is she telling us this when we just met her like a few minutes ago....and then terri...the curious little girl that she is says, "how did you get that?" lol..so i'm just kinda standing there thinkin...wtf...why are we even talkin to this girl...and then the girl says.."well you see, my boyfriend likes it in the ass...so he put it in one hole and then the other"....ok...so i'm just like..terri...i can't believe that this girl just told us this crap..and i hella just want the bus to come already so that i don't have to freakin listen to this girl talk about her sex life....and the she continues on saying, "don't think i'm a sex feind or anything...i just started 2 weeks ago" i'm like..wow...thats just great...okay....and then she ends up sittin next to me on the bus and we talk about the nothingness that people usually talk about when they first meet each other...and then she started to say...so ur from san francisco...do they call it frisco??? and i'm like..no one who lives in san francisco would call it frisco in their right mind...then i had to explain the whole how we call it the city...or just plain sf....and NO..we don't call it san fran dammit!!! lol..and in psych..we saw this girl that was wearing one of those jean skirts where the actual skirt is lacking...ya know..tho ones where the pockets are hella hanging out on the bottom cuz there isn't enough skirt to cover it...so yea..this girl sits down..and then her friend comes in...wearing the exact same skirt...adn the girl goes...cute skirt!!! and i'm like..OMG...they did not seriously just do that....like...it wasn't even the jokin kind...she acutally meant it..cuz then she started to talk abotu where she got it and all that crap...and i'm like...dude...shut up...me and terri were walkin back to our room down the main road...and this hella old guy on a bike looks at terri like he knows her...and hella starts to wave like crazy...lol..then terri is like.."what the crap" and she starts to quicken her pace...that was rather creepy tho...and yes..so i think thats all i have to say from my davis life...midterms next week...i think that i should start reading the book now yea? haha...i'm screwed...